Never before in history has humanity been exposed to so much cute. We have no idea what this level of cuteness is doing to our brains, to our society, to our children! Cuteness is, literally, a drug.

There once was a man named Luigi, who braved the lava dungeon while his brother, Mario, hid in a bubble.

Then we get to the hotel around 2 am, I sleep for a few hours, and wake up with ‘500 Miles’ in my head, grateful and astonished to have the readers and the brother I’ve lucked into. Hank, I’ll see you on Friday.

Well, I wouldn’t be Mario if I didn’t want to kill myself.

John, to be honest, it’s an honor to be your brother, it’s an honor to be on this tour with you, and I will see you, well actually, I can see you right now, you’re right over there.

I can’t say it to you in person because, you know, we’re brothers, but I’m really proud of you. I’m really proud of The Fault in Our Stars, I’m really proud of what you’ve done with this book. Every review has been fantastic, everyone has starred it, everyone on Amazon loves it, and I love it. You’ve accomplished a really great thing here.

*Hank and Katherine shouting and hooting after beating the World 6 Fort*

You have, definitely, more ability to do this without danger than I do.

Is there a ground down there?

Well done on the heroism.