Never before in history has humanity been exposed to so much cute. We have no idea what this level of cuteness is doing to our brains, to our society, to our children! Cuteness is, literally, a drug.

When it comes to discovering new TV shows, I am a ‘Watch ALL the seasons in one week’ kind of girl.

GET IN YOUR CUP!

Yes! Bald John Green puts us back in the game with his big, beautiful head! Show me his mustache!

So, I decided ‘Hey, I’m gonna break the silence!’ So I let out the most blood-curdling scream; I release Thor in the stall.

So what happens when something in Heartlake City catches on fire? I guess you have to call the boys to put it out, similarly what happens when someone in LEGO city gets hungry? I guess you’d have to call the girls to bake them something. This is just absurd.

There once was a man named Luigi, who braved the lava dungeon while his brother, Mario, hid in a bubble.

Kenyon is like Hogwarts, except with fewer Death Eaters and more corn.

I have a special sword, though, and it’s magical, and I can do anything.

Another thing I know how to do, Hank, not to brag, watch YouTube.